Discoveries...

I met a drunk Mexican man, and had a spanglish conversation with him. He told me that he could see my heart in my eyes. I looked into his eyes, and he said "No!" and covered them. According to him, I couldn't see his heart in his eyes because he was going to hell. I had to excuse myself after that.

If you are going to buy an ice cream maker, get one that costs more than $5. I am guessing it will work better.

When running, my campus seems a lot farther away than when I drive...

EVERYTHING in North Carolina is bootleg. Everything. (except me)