Entreprenuership at its best...

I've come up with an idea...

So, you are getting old, right? (by old, I mean you have graduated from college)
Your friends start getting married, right? (yes, ones from high school count...)
You don't always agree... (I mean, you met them, and you can't think of a good reason to support the impending union...)

So what do you do?

Send a Simp-athy card.

That's right. You thought "sympathy" was just for funerals. You were wrong. There are a million reasons to be "sympathic" for your friends, and marriage is a perfect opportunity. So are engagements, babies, buying a new house, or car. Pretty much every new life change can be celebrated with LexisReid's patented "Simp-athy Cards". You know your boy didn't want to marry her. You know your girl never intended to be a sugar mama. Send them a Simp-athy card. Show your friend you really care. Your friend is actin' up, and you should let the world know. Simp-athy. Act now, Simps are standing by...