Tales of Domestic Life

*walking upstairs with a cup of coffee*

Him: I like Coffee...
Me: Mmm... hmmm...
Him: *takes coffee* This is mine now...
Me: I'm not fighting with you over things that can be replaced
Him: You should have made me coffee in the first place
Me: You haven't made me anything today...
Him: I made you love me! ZING!!!! (yes, he said zing.)

*SMDH*